Great Moments in Comic Book History, Volume One
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While taking off a woman's dress.
With a knife.
Welcome to NOW FREAKING OUT. Population: YOU.
posted by Chris Sims at 1/31/2007 10:46:00 PM
26 Comments:
"But you're in far more peril from your own petticoats and ruffles" is the exact line I used that led to my loss of virginity.
1/31/2007 11:08 PM
It's like the cover of a romance novel.....FOR MEN!
1/31/2007 11:12 PM
Believe me, it's for women too. I'd lose my dress and my resolve like that *insert snapping sound* for Pirate Batman.
1/31/2007 11:19 PM
Not just any woman either--that's Pirate Catwoman, springing her trap!
One of the best Elseworlds, in my opinion. Lovely art, and a story full of authentic-feeling touches, from the speech patterns to narration that reads like a sea chanty.
1/31/2007 11:38 PM
Batman in a puffy shirt! BATMAN IN A PUFFY SHIRT!
1/31/2007 11:57 PM
Puffy shirt? Soon he'll end up in an Anita Blake comic.
2/01/2007 12:14 AM
I just recently read this for the first time, and i think it may be my favorite elseworlds annual, right up there with Nazi Green Lantern, and DaVinci Batman
2/01/2007 12:15 AM
{{envious sigh}} He IS the man.
2/01/2007 2:30 AM
Hey, forget Lestat-Batman.
Yo, FRANK. You may be hot spit at beatin on defenceless Arctic mammals but that's a freakin DALEK talkin SMACK about you, man! You gonna let him wave his stick at you, man? ARE YOU? Dude, that could be the Dalek who exterminated your FAMILY.
2/01/2007 3:45 AM
Oh damn you for dredging up this portion of my childhood.
But that Catwoman can sure fill out a pair of bloomers...
2/01/2007 3:51 AM
Dear Mr. Sims:
In perusing thru your wonderful blog, I have come to find out that you have ignored the great Bill Mantlo's finest work in all the known universe. I am of course speaking of the Rocket Raccoon mini series. For shame Mr. Sims, for shame. Please correct this matter post hast...
2/01/2007 4:28 AM
If Batman is wearing a puffy shirt, soon...we'll all be wearing puffy shirts
2/01/2007 5:13 AM
Puffy shirt, OK - but what's with those BOOT BUCKLES???
Are they "concealed" batarangs or something?
2/01/2007 6:39 AM
Goodness gracious! My bosom is heaving.
2/01/2007 9:15 AM
I am writing both Marvel and DC to demand a Pirate Batman/Pirate Thing crossover.
2/01/2007 9:36 AM
I didn't think ANYTHING could top Sims' post here...
until I just read jeff reints' comment/suggestion of a Pirate Batman / Pirate Thing team up.
Sweetness, would I love that!
This Elseworlds was fantastic, but F.F. # 5 was AWESOME!
NOW, just thinking about the possibilities...
I. AM. FREAKING. OUT!
~P~
P-TOR
2/01/2007 10:43 AM
Okay. What issue is that so I can track it down?
2/01/2007 11:43 AM
Yo, ho.
2/01/2007 4:50 PM
The sheer level of badassery on display on that page is making me feel a little lightheaded.
2/01/2007 5:56 PM
Can I BUY some of that peril, please?
The world has become a vast horizon. I've just found out there's a pirate Batman.
...never be the same...
2/01/2007 6:34 PM
So is pirate Batman's first mate named Robin or Sparrow?
2/01/2007 8:06 PM
Pirate Batman?!?! BLASPHEMY!!! Batman is, and forever will be, a ninja.
2/01/2007 9:11 PM
Dude -
Don't you get it?
Batman is a Ninja AND a Pirate. That's an unbeatable combination, like combining liquor and booze!
It's a level of awesomness you just can't beat.
http://nodwick.humor.gamespy.com/gamespyarchive/index.php?date=2004-08-04
2/03/2007 3:42 PM
Would batman have a bat on his shoulder rather than a parrot?
2/05/2007 8:12 PM
batman has an outfit for every adventure.
How very...theatrical.
2/21/2007 9:10 PM
من افضل واقوى الشركات التي تقدم خدمات مكافحة حشرات المنزل البق والصراصير والنمل والعته تلك التي تستخدم مبيدات آمنة في شركه مكافحه الصراصير بجده التي تتعامل في مكافحة الحشرات المنزلية وتستخدم مبيدات آمنة ومضمونة كما هو الوضع او النظام في مثل شركات مكافحه الحشرات بمكه المكرمه التي تتعامل مع الحشرات في المنازل وترى اننا في مثل تلك الحالات افضل شركه مكافحه حشرات بالرياض نستخدم مبيدات آمنة ومضمونة وفعالة في التخلص من الحشرات في ارخص شركه مكافحه حشرات بالمدينه المنوره واجود في تقديم الخدمات الخاصة باعمال شركه رش مبيدات بجده وهي مبيدات آمنة وفعالة ومضمونة
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